- Aries: Too hyped for life. They're always ready to burn something down.
- Taurus: Most philosophical, stubborn, and strange as all hell.
- Gemini: really easy on the eyes but worst on the brain. Vain, superficial space cadets
- Cancer: cranky yet funny yet so fresh. They're a little too soft underneath it all.
- Leo: self-righteous, loyal, pampered honeys in the kingdom.
- Virgo: most critical yet nurturing, anal creatures on this Earth.
- Libra: skeptical, slightly homicidal, unbalanced, yet deeply crave peace with all walks of life.
- Scorpio: one of the most loneliest, saddest, yet loyal and intense signs who can't tell the difference between their hearts and their genitals
- Sagittarius: fierce, know-it-all, highly driven sexy hoes always craving to expand
- Capricorn: hardest working, silent, critical ass sexual deviant
- Aquarius: freaky ass rebel who fights for freedom yet they are not even from this planet
- Pisces: the wisest fool you'll ever know. They're the oldest of them all & just want to escape.
Anonymous said: what about signs and their first day on a new job? xD
Aries - Full of fiery determination and passion…but it lasts only till lunch time.
Taurus - New job, new surroundings, Taurus no likey…will seem quiet and obedient at first until he gets used to it…and then his true colors will show.
Gemini - Will know all the office gossip by the end of the day.
Cancer - That pushover newbie that you can bully to have him buy you coffee.
Leo - Gets reprimanded on the first day for violating dress code.
Virgo - First day and they’re already nominated for employee of the month.
Libra - Wants to work hard…but also wants to have fun. Depends who they spend their time with.
Scorpio - Quietly does their own thing while their co-workers talk about them behind their back. Scorpio will get even later.
Sagittarius - They’re in, they’re out. What new worker?
Capricorn - Have nothing to be nervous about because they’re the new boss.
Aquarius - By the end of the day everyone will know who they are. Even the security guard….because they’re so goddamn friendly.
Pisces - Late for work because they were busy saving a kitten from a tree and helping an old lady cross the streets. True fact.
- Aries: We're no strangers to love
- Taurus: You know the rules and so do I
- Gemini: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
- Cancer: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
- Leo: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
- Virgo: Gotta make you understand
- Libra: Never gonna give you up
- Scorpio: Never gonna let you down
- Sagittarius: Never gonna run around and desert you
- Capricorn: Never gonna make you cry
- Aquarius: Never gonna say goodbye
- Pisces: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you