The Signs in love/crushing

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Aquarius:

Pisces:

The signs realizing they’ve fallen for someone…

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Most Accurate Zodiac Descriptions

  • Aries: Too hyped for life. They're always ready to burn something down.
  • Taurus: Most philosophical, stubborn, and strange as all hell.
  • Gemini: really easy on the eyes but worst on the brain. Vain, superficial space cadets
  • Cancer: cranky yet funny yet so fresh. They're a little too soft underneath it all.
  • Leo: self-righteous, loyal, pampered honeys in the kingdom.
  • Virgo: most critical yet nurturing, anal creatures on this Earth.
  • Libra: skeptical, slightly homicidal, unbalanced, yet deeply crave peace with all walks of life.
  • Scorpio: one of the most loneliest, saddest, yet loyal and intense signs who can't tell the difference between their hearts and their genitals
  • Sagittarius: fierce, know-it-all, highly driven sexy hoes always craving to expand
  • Capricorn: hardest working, silent, critical ass sexual deviant
  • Aquarius: freaky ass rebel who fights for freedom yet they are not even from this planet
  • Pisces: the wisest fool you'll ever know. They're the oldest of them all & just want to escape.

Anonymous said: what about signs and their first day on a new job? xD

the-superstitious:

Aries - Full of fiery determination and passion…but it lasts only till lunch time.

Taurus - New job, new surroundings, Taurus no likey…will seem quiet and obedient at first until he gets used to it…and then his true colors will show.

Gemini - Will know all the office gossip by the end of the day.

Cancer - That pushover newbie that you can bully to have him buy you coffee.

Leo - Gets reprimanded on the first day for violating dress code.

Virgo - First day and they’re already nominated for employee of the month.

Libra - Wants to work hard…but also wants to have fun. Depends who they spend their time with. 

Scorpio - Quietly does their own thing while their co-workers talk about them behind their back. Scorpio will get even later.

Sagittarius - They’re in, they’re out. What new worker?

Capricorn - Have nothing to be nervous about because they’re the new boss.

Aquarius - By the end of the day everyone will know who they are. Even the security guard….because they’re so goddamn friendly.

Pisces - Late for work because they were busy saving a kitten from a tree and helping an old lady cross the streets. True fact.

Horoscope

  • Aries: We're no strangers to love
  • Taurus: You know the rules and so do I
  • Gemini: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
  • Cancer: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
  • Leo: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
  • Virgo: Gotta make you understand
  • Libra: Never gonna give you up
  • Scorpio: Never gonna let you down
  • Sagittarius: Never gonna run around and desert you
  • Capricorn: Never gonna make you cry
  • Aquarius: Never gonna say goodbye
  • Pisces: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

giddytf2:

onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

Bestest friends forever.

(Source: hiddlesy, via tinalikesbutts)